storm in a teacup

when two people are having anal sex and right before ejaculation you pull out so the cum gets all over the asshole then you lick it out.

I had a storm in a teacup with your mom last night.

by dalton vodden November 16, 2007

mong storming

when your really high and you just can't think of the thing you're trying to say or you're just really high.

aww man, I was mong storming hard last night

group of mong stormers

by eata8===D June 4, 2013

Storm Master

In the battle royale game, Fortnite, you are a storm master once you’ve mastered the technique of defeating the storm by not dying in it. However, not all who survive the storm are masters of it. You must be a seasoned storm veteran to gain the title of master.

Devan became a Storm Master upon his 100th time surviving the storm successfully with a low failure rate.

by Storm Master 69 February 27, 2018

Jack Storm

To "Pull a Jack Storm" refers to the act of utterly fixing a "Mary Sue" OC by redesigning their appearance and revolving an entire Magic System around them, refining them with a sprinkle of character trauma.

Person 1:Bro, did you hear what John did to his OC?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: He totally pulled a "Jack Storm"

by FalSociety March 2, 2023

Bitch Storm

a massive amount of complaints one person has for another released in a short amount of time

My dad went on a long bitch storm today.

by tripolar92 February 18, 2009

Salty Storm

When you blow a huge, extra salty load all over someone's face. In additional to being extra salty, in order to qualify as a Salty Storm, the ejaculate must meet at least two of the following standards:

1. Ejaculate must be fast enough to be able to leave the penis and travel the distance of at least 14 inches, before the female can close her eyes. (Note: accuracy is not a factor. The Salty Storm need not enter the eye)
2. The ejaculate covers a total surface area of at least 10 square inches
3. The ejaculate spans the distance (between any two points) of at least 4 feet
4. The ejaculate causes substantial physical or property damage to anyone or anything in the immediate area. Be advised, if this standard is met, you may consider upgrading to a Salticane

Man: "Get ready bitch!! I ate about two and a half orders of large fries from McDonalds earlier! Here comes a Salty Storm you won't forget!"

by Cum Prepared January 8, 2016

Bow Storm

The act of jumping up and throwing your elbow down onto someone; using your elbows in a fight.

Your pissin me off and I see a bow storm on your horizon; Keep talkin smak and I'm gonna throw a bow storm on you

by lasvegaslegal August 20, 2011