stockpiling 

the act of not masturbating for a long period of time in order to build up a large amount of sperm to impress your girlfriend with when you first have sex

Dude, I've been stockpiling since i've been going out with Fiona, my balls are ready to burst.

stockpiling by Johhny Big Balls April 21, 2005

stockdaling 

Stockdaling is the act or sensation of being somewhere and not knowing why you're there, or even who you are. If you get to the office and realize you have no idea what you're supposed to be doing, you're stockdaling.

Reference: Admiral James Stockdale, 1992 vice presidential nominee (with Ross Perot) who, in the vice presidential debate, led off with "Who am I? Why am I here?"

I got to work today and have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. I'm totally stockdaling.

stockdaling by smartwatermelon January 14, 2013

Stockling Syndrome 

A chroniccondition caused by spending so much time stockling a particular person and their post that you eventually become Facebookfriends .

“ in spite of the whole naked mannequin incident, Jan’s Stockling Syndrome compelled her to friend Barb on Facebook”

Stockling Syndrome by Misterlady May 9, 2019

stockpooling 

verb: Stockpooling

The act of birthing a monster poo that is the result of having to eat all the food that has reached its use by date caused by hoarding during a crisis

-Karen has been in there for over an hour!
-She's stockpooling all the bread she bought at the start of the Covid lockdown

stockpooling by catofstealth September 30, 2020