Procrastination Rooster

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, they have come home to roost.
It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with aht next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 03, 2023
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Rooster candy

Chicken=cock
Rooster=chicken
Rooster candy= a very scrumptious cock
A cock
Yummy, I ate his rooster candy after he put it up his cats ass
by imfuckingey May 31, 2019
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the young rooster

this place is closing in an hour. Heading over to The Young Rooster next. Never been. Wouldn't mind myself some random chicken.
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Roostering

Dousing yourself in syrup and then chicken feathers, and masturbating or when two people coat themselves in syrup and chicken feathers and have sex.
Dude, me and your mom were Roostering until we clucked last night.
by Slimy Heimy December 31, 2024
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Roostering

(v) ˈru stərɪŋ

1a. To stay up until dawn
1b. To stay up until dawn because you were partying

2. the act of being a rooster/chicken

3. to embody the wisdom / traits of a rooster/chicken
I was roostering I had this gumbo I had to finish for thanksgiving. (Turkey is not to be confused with roosters/chickens; Turkey is a distinct species)

I seen the dood he was up at 7am, I know his (chicken) ass is Roostering
by joogness May 02, 2022
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rooster up

Polite derivative of cock up, also serving to portray the usually important figures in question as bardyard animals.
The election was a complete rooster up.
by zmp February 10, 2005
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Rooster up

A male standing his ground when needed. Display of dominance, not willing to back down.
He rooster up and demanded the thieves leave as they tried to hide in shadows.
by Xmnh May 24, 2022
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