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Penguin puke

If you’ve seen a penguin documentary you would of seen a male penguin puke and it looks like a males pp when white cheddar cheese comes out
Omg did a penguin just puke in my bed omg penguin puke
by BigBallBetty February 13, 2019
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lesbian penguin

A female penguin who fucks other female penguin same as a human lesbian technically
Male penguin : hey you see that hot penguin over there
friend of male penguin: wait dude that's a lesbian penguin
Male penguin: fuck
by Poatatoman69 December 22, 2019
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Kevin Penguin

A Kevin Penguin is a type of Animal. He likes to play CSGO, Fortnite, Minecraft and Terraria on the weekends. He doesn't like it when people call him trash because he has anger issues. Often sleeps with his brother. Known to be gay he sneaks around girls and charming them making them fall in love with him. A Kevin penguin isn't a fun guy to be around. He often attacks people around him by Dong Chiming his friends or commonly known as Thousand years of Death. Overall a Kevin Penguin likes to play games and is a pervert.
"Kevin Penguin is trash at fortni......."
by US Gouverment May 31, 2020
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fencing the penguin

Using a frozen fish as a dildo
Girl 1: Are you going to see that guy tonight?
Girl 2: No, I got frostbite after fencing the penguin last night.
by Redd2357 November 27, 2019
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Midwestern Penguin

The sign at the park says don't feed the Midwestern penguins.
by JacobLovesErica March 13, 2015
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Penguin Eater

1. An annoying douche bag .

2. Someone who eats penguins.
Asshat: Hey, do you want to go out?
Person: No, you are a penguin eater!
Asshat: What's that supposed to mean?
Person: That if you don't go away I will shove my foot up your ass.
Asshat: ...oh...
by Noel Random March 21, 2010
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penguin herd

Rightfully named for a group of 4-6 women who waddle like penguins but graze hard like a herd of cattle.

They are usually found at the local watering hole once a month to get their feed on.

They are extremely hungry and not afraid to show it.

Only way to qualify as an actual penguin herd is to tip the scales at minimum 1000lbs......Not an easy task!
Stories have also confirmed making eye contact with them will sometimes turn you to stone.
Yo look at that PENGUIN HERD walking in !!!

Did they make weight??

Sure did. Bouncer said they pulled off an astonishing 1100lbs!

What a fucking embarrassment , don't make eye contact bro.

U kidding me, they are gonna be grazing like cattle. I'm calling dibs on that real hefty tart!

Sick u are. I'm doing the rosen walk away . What a farce....
by The squash PUMA November 13, 2016
mugGet the penguin herdmug.

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