Doo doo mustard

Doo Doo Mustard!
A child that looks straggly, unbathed and smells like dried piss

I ask her if that ragedy looking child was hers and she replied. Hell no! My baby ain’t no doo doo mustard

by Jay-Ski July 28, 2020

Guacamole nigga mustard

when your friend is black and a fan of the Green Bay packers

John: Lized you’re guacamole nigga mustard??
Lizzie: Sorry, I didn’t want you to find out this way

by thesupremedrip July 28, 2019

Mustard of Your Doom

Wanting to inflict harm on people with bread sandwiches and mustard.

It is time for ultimate destruction! It is the mustard of your doom!

by bilkywaygalaxy January 29, 2017

The Minnesota Mustard Monster

when a person takes a mustard bottle and squeezes the contents into another persons anus.

man, my anus is still sore from jasons mustard monster last night.
Wow! The Minnesota Mustard Monster?

yes.

by jon lol October 7, 2021

Crusty Mustard Face

A really ugly person that seems to always have left-over condiments dried on their face.

I saw Kyle on a date with some crusty mustard face.

by ExtendedMags April 14, 2012

mustard seed sperm

When you have a mustard patch or tardy patch and all the dead sperm spills onto your lover. Usually yellow in color. Mustardy smell due to the latex-sperm combo.

Don't worry baby; it's mustard seed sperm... you'll be fine. Let me get you a german hanky so we can clean you all up.

by hexicon September 13, 2006

Mayo and Mustard Sandwich

When you actively piss and cum in a white girl's ass during intercourse.

"Yeah Mark, I gave her a Mayo and Mustard sandwich last night."

by YeahMark February 6, 2020