Honey Banana

That state after a long makeout session or other pre-sexual activity whereby some cruel evil bitch just leaves a poor fella all erect, with pre-cum on his dick, blue balls and a bad case of unexpressed sexual tension.

Tim: so did you seal the deal with that chic you went out with yesterday?
Ted: Fuckin bitch!, she had us making out for like 30 mins then just leaves me there all honey banana! . Had to finish myself off after a very hard walk back home.

by Dr.GregoryHouse January 10, 2018

Honey Wage

The form of payment you receive through employment in a communist country; described as a 'honey wage' as it is spread out evenly.

I can't afford my bass harmonica, I only get a honey wage.

by biish September 23, 2013

Slaying Honeys

1*
To conquer a Honey.

2*
To move from the long revered "Friend Zone" to the main man (boyfriend)

3*
coitus

Dude, at that party last night we were slaying honeys.

by Boston oak February 6, 2015

Honey Vager

A vagina that shows little regard toward it's own well-being in the pursuit of consumption.

Her Honey Vager doesn't even care it just takes what it wants.

by Eddie Head January 28, 2012

On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!

This phrase must only be said by middle-aged gingers who knows math and wears glasses.

Student: 1+1 = 2
Ginger: On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!
*A fat man proceeds to crawl out of the ginger's mouth and will attempt to crawl into yours.*

by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 9, 2019

horned honey

While having sexual intercourse, the man pulls his penis out and quickly dips it in the honey jar, then re-inserts his penis in his partner, completing the Horned Honey.

While engaging in sexual relations, Lawrence decided he needed to sweeten things up, so he grabbed the honey jar and gave Sally the Horned Honey.

by SkippyD March 8, 2019

Honey trench

A skilled vagina; a perfect pussy.

"You gonna tap that, bro?"
"I'm diving to the bottom of her honey trench!"

by Mommyslittlemonster0915 March 1, 2018