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Labour Government

An extremely painful experience, similar to a lobotomy, that is likely to last up to 5 years, with mind numbing levels of taxation on workers and employers alike. The concept was started by some oddball called Ramsay MacDonald who was Prime Minister of a Labour minority government in 1924, but fortunately that bunch of losers only lasted for 9 months - phew! The second occasion that Ramsay MacDonald led a Labour Government between 1929 and 1931 conditions were so bad, it was called the Great Depression!
Yes, amazingly there's some bloke down our pub, who know's someone, who's friend's mother-in-law actually voted for this Labour Government - I know I didn't believe it either!
by Wasitpolad October 31, 2024
mugGet the Labour Governmentmug.

Govern

Motherfucker who likes woman.
"Age is Just a Number" They say.
This person has probably been sent to prison 3 times for sexual assault.
"Stay away from that daycare!"
Not another Govern...
by Yeetus_Deletus_You August 13, 2023
mugGet the Governmug.

government colonoscopy

A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.
Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?

I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
mugGet the government colonoscopymug.

government stiff

Slang for the perfectly machine wrapped and packed rigid joints, approved by the Goverment of Canada.
Hey, did you roll that joint yourself?

No, it’s a government stiff (stiff).
by Jwomp92 October 19, 2018
mugGet the government stiffmug.

government

An absolutely unnecessary system of human slavery.
"These so-called governments are in reality great bands of robbers and murderers, organized, disciplined, and constantly on the alert." - Lysander Spooner
by molonlabe2023 October 5, 2023
mugGet the governmentmug.

executive government

Executive Government is submitted by Muse Dictionary in Bored Zone I am fine with the blood of Jesus and the rest of the week and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car 🚗
Executive Government: Easy for me to get a new one 🤠☺️🙂☺️🤠🙂
by Muse Dictionary May 2, 2022
mugGet the executive governmentmug.

Smoking Governer

Do you see that guy over there?

Yea hes been smoking governer.
by TheyIuvmar March 16, 2021
mugGet the Smoking Governermug.

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