good dad

A good dad is someone who looks after there children and when they are promised something they do it and they are always there if they need you

A good dad is a MAN who is always there

by Luren wagstaff April 19, 2018

Dad Joke

An embarassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during wedding or 18th/21st Birthday Speeches.

Situation: You've just had a hair cut.
Dad Joke: What happened to you son? Had a run-in with a lawn mower?!

by Bunny January 20, 2004

My Dad

Some broke ass nigga I never even knew.

This "Dad" character sent my mom 15 bucks for my bithday last week.

by Rick June 6, 2004

Deadbeat Dad

A complete douche bag that gets the news of his ex girlfriend who he once said meant the world to them pregnant, runs like a track star once they realize they have a responsibility they have to take care; chooses with a clear mind to date their ex and not being involved in the unborn child being at all.

Maybe your father a person you really trusted down right disgusting human being Deadbeat Dad

by loyal_girl April 30, 2013

Cool Dad

Corey Ryan, the coolest homeboy around
"Damn Your dad's almost as cool as COREY RYAN"

Damn Your dads almost as much of a Cool Dad as COREY RYAN

by tpr.2 December 20, 2017

dad up

(v.) to eat other people's leftovers after having your own meal, by embodying the spirit of a paternal figure and eating more food than you normally would to avoid wasting said food.

This behavior is most often displayed by a dad at a restaurant when other family members have food left on their plate, but also extends to the average weeknight dinner table, snacks, ingredients for a meal, or beverages. This behavior is not solely limited to dads either, and may be exhibited by any person regardless of gender, orientation, or current number of children.

a) "I'm going to dad up on this leftover bolognese."
b) "We've run out of taco shells, so it's time to dad up and eat this extra taco meat and shredded lettuce."
c) "I can't finish my beer. Do you want to dad up on it?" "Sure, but let me finish mine first."

by iced_vovo_hmasscdbb October 21, 2018

your dad

something you haven't seen for 7 years

your dad is still at the shop buying milk

by your dad u haven't seen November 14, 2019