The Brown Menace

When you take a shit and the poo rubs up against your prostate. This causes an erection known as "THE BROWN MENACE"!

"Every time I take a shit I get PTSD I'm going to get the brown menace."

by Master Ray April 13, 2021

sue brown

A real dogging woman.

Person 1: Does she dog alot?

Person 2: Yeah she's a real sue brown.

by fernandomadlad February 24, 2019

Brown Bishop

When you wipe your ass and a finger pokes through the paper. From the cassock worn by bishops

Damn, I really gotta wash, I got a brown bishop.

by kintatama2 November 7, 2007

The Brown Belt

A way to rid one's self of a partner by dropping a duke on their waist during a romantic moment.

The lights are low, a few candles are lit, you are giving your "loved one" a good rub down. While you have them in a sort of calm bliss you stand up, crouch over their waist, and scream out loud while you poop somewhere near the belt line. HEEYAA, you just got The Brown belt!

by phartin September 29, 2010

Random Brown

One of the multitude of people who walk our streets every day, who have no specifically identifiable ethnicity. All that they can be described as is, "some shade of brown".

I went to the qwikee-mart today to buy some red drink, and the cashier was one of those Random Brown people. I have no idea what his ethnicity was.

Hey, was that guy mexican, indian, or pakistani??? I don't know, he was just a Random Brown guy.

by randomobserverguy October 13, 2011

cowboy brown

Female on all fours, male standing behind. As if snatching a revolver from a holster at noon, male raises finger-pointed hand rapidly and pushes extended digit into female's anus.

"What's the matter Mary?"
"Oh Jim gave me a Cowboy Brown last night"

by Boysie May 22, 2015

FREAKING BROWN

it also can mean crap made by an animal this is yelled after the owner finds the animals present

freaking brown!, the cat craped again

by brock boudreau January 25, 2005