Bagged the groceries

Verb, past tense - To bang a hot girl.

Steve: So how did your date go with Sherry?
Me: How do you think? I bagged the groceries.

by HappyCow1254 March 6, 2018

Bagel the Beagle

The very best name for a beagle. Objectively the best one to give to a beagle due to it being a very similar word to beagle. And if your beagle was previously called “Beagle” before having a name, they should take to “Bagel” quite quickly! All Bagel beagles are really kind puppers, coming from someone who has their own Bagel the beagle. The only other name that rivals Bagel as the best beagle name is Snoopy, but really any name is good for a beagle - but Bagel is the best!

Kid 1: hey what’s the name of your new puppy?
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.

by CassetteMeower March 2, 2023

Bagging The Dog

A non graphic way to say you put down the family dog.

Greg: Chelsea. I had to resort to Bagging The Dog.

by Paperburritoman September 2, 2023

The alliance cream cheese bagel

When you nut in a cup, mix it until it’s a cream cheese texture and serve on a bagel to your woman.

Remington gave his wife the alliance cream cheese bagel on their honeymoon.

by Hitler9 February 2, 2026

bagel in the oven

Pregnant

Bagel refers to baby, oven is the womb, bagel in the oven

by Youareabasichoe July 6, 2015

Bagel in the Chimney

A British saying meaning “Raging Boner”

“Oh Jessica weve accomplishes maximum effort! Bagel in the Chimney”

by Butternutsquash12 June 21, 2018

Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.

Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.

by BigDog823 November 2, 2019