Skill Issue

When you fail to tear off stickers from a sticker sheet.

"Bro- these stickers are shit, wtf?"
-- "Seems like a skill issue to me bro..."

by infernalbagel April 4, 2025

Issue 15

When you're having a session and you Jizz in her armpit making it look like Spider-Man's web wings on the front cover of Amazing Fantasy #15

Hey bro, I served her with an issue 15 at the weekend.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
I can do anything a spider can,
Look out here comes the Spider-Man

by A little seaman January 26, 2024

sissy issues

When you're into people degrading you and have been touch starved but are uncomfortable with people touching you.

" don't be nice to me, I have sissy issues"

by Sissy issues November 5, 2020

Config Issue

Config Issue: Adjetive

(/kON-fig ie-shhu/)

A term used to describe a configuration in a client that has some messed up module settings and can't bypass.

Guy 1: "I lasted 4 minutes"
Guy 2: "config issue"

by calculatorlol July 12, 2021

Teenie weenie issues

A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig

Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell

Ellie: I could tell

Lila: how?

Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt

Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet

by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022

mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue

A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.

they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.

by alw259 May 6, 2025

Recailed issue

“Recailed issue” refers to something that genuinely isn’t a real problem—it’s something minor that someone, often unnecessarily, complains about. The term originates from a person named Recailed, who is known for making a big deal out of trivial matters. So, calling something a “recailed issue” implies that it’s the kind of thing she would get upset about, even though it’s not that serious.

1. She wrote a whole rant because the group chat name got changed. Classic recailed issue
2. She said she couldn’t focus in class because someone’s highlighter was too neon. Such a recailed issue

by Rica ailed May 25, 2025