turbo-failed

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).

"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."

by Tom M. October 16, 2007

KT Fail

When you Take almost forever whith a lot of effot just to fail in the end.

This is Demonstrated when you are fighting Kel Thulzad in Naxxaramas just to fail when he reaches 2% health.

This is Pronounced Using a K and a T sound individualy instead of saying the name of the letters themselves.

You: Dude i'm on the last page of my 300 page Thesis on why the human race destroys everything they come in contact with.

Me: Weren't we supposed to write on the growth of a specific type of mushroom?

You: ........

Me: KT FAIL

by Admiral Zaron June 26, 2009

Netflix & fail

When you are trying to Netflix and chill, but you get caught up in the movie and miss your chance to "chill".

Last night was a Netflix & Fail. We watched 6 episodes She-ra and no booty.

by Black Topper October 28, 2017

Failing Art

failing art is a way of saying you or someone else farted. You basically got an F in Art.

"Ohh man, Dawkins is Failing Art!"
"You mean he farted?"

by jeffdujon August 16, 2018

Smart failing

When a smart person says they’re failing but they get a 97%

Dumb person: Awh shoot I’m going to fail this test

Smart person: Same :(

Dumb person: But im actually failing it, you’re just smart failing

by Yodellegend May 27, 2018

Lyric fail

When you mishear the lyrics to a song, and make the lyrics sound dumber then they actually are.

Queen's somebody to love on the radio: Each morning I get up and die a little
Guy 1: dude did that just say it's more then I get for butt dialing
Guy 2: No. That was a pretty big lyric fail

by Strawberry_Gashes March 9, 2010

sports fail

An action that is clumsy, unintentional, accidental that ends up in a moment of utter calamity in a sporting event.

The Boise State kicker committed a sports fail for the team resulting in a multimillion dollar loss for the school + infinite shame.

by Zambiki December 1, 2010