Visual testicle

A visual testicle is the opposite of a visual spectacle. It consists of something that is horrible to look at.
“Did you see the new Transformers movie? It was a visual testicle.”
by MrBenjaminJingles April 10, 2023
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Testicle Shotgun

A shotgun that's a testicle.
Brad: There is no way your going to buy the Testicle Shotgun
Bard: Too bad I'm going to buy the Testicle Shotgun.
by korbloc_dragonte March 23, 2023
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pa-testicles

Another name for testicles, said by only the cool people who watch videos like "OMG Shoes!"
Oh boy! Look at those pa-testicles!
by M Kay March 27, 2008
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Hidden Testicle

The act of hiding ones Testicle inside an object, this could be clothing, Weapon or even vehicle. The Hidden testicle will be then Guarded by the Person with the missing Testicle for its dear life whilst the friend, Partner or someone hunts for it. The act is usually done my professionals
KID: Hey Mom?
MOM: Yes dear?
KID: I found Dad's hidden testicle in his jacket, imma bring it to school for show and tell.
DAD: *Slaps kid and re-Hides testicle*
DAD: don't touch my testicle, this is my profession, don't attempt to find it.
by Gullymommy123 December 20, 2021
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The one testicle postulation

In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.
According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.
by bingobango_22 February 27, 2024
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testicle fuck

"I testicle fucked a girl last night"
"Alex, you absolute dog, you!"
by Cloverman November 15, 2015
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Diversion testicle

Diversion testicles are a set of rubber testicles that you hold up in the air and shake like a bell. The purpose of diversion testicles are to distract your co-workers from eating a meat and cheese platter, so you can surreptitiously sneak under the radar and eat the platter yourself.
Dale held up some diversion testicles during a staff meeting to distract his coworkers from the snack platter that was in front of them. Dale then ate the snack platter while his coworkers were distracted.
by Ghjskdldh July 31, 2021
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