bed tent

An erection in the morning that makes your covers look like a tent

"Yeah I slept really well last night, woke up with a bed tent"

by lungdick October 25, 2015

Poop Tent

An action of pooping with no shirt, top or blouse on. This is due to the fact that the shit smell lingers with you so you are avoiding the stench rising up into your shirt. Doing this action will avoid you smelling like poop after taking a shit.

He got naked to shit so he didn’t have a poop tent created.

by Maverick cobra January 18, 2022

Pump tent

A tent at festivals where people go for a root

Do you know if there is anyone in pump tent 9? I'm keen to tongue punch fioanas fartbox

by KegLegKevin June 25, 2018

expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.

Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?

by Meaty M October 28, 2019

Tente

A delicious snack that grandmothers give to there children for behaving.

My mom told me to see my grandma so she would give me some tente, unfortunately my grandma had run out so I behaved and waited but I didn’t get any tente.

by Factsforus June 3, 2018

Group Tenting

When you and the boys pop some Viagra and lounge about in basketball shorts just chilling all night.

Hey. I just happen to have four Viagra on me, and we all seem to be wearing pretty comfortable shorts. You guys wanna go group tenting?

by Oomny July 31, 2024

chocolate tent

Trying to fart under the blanket in attempts to stink out the person you're sharing a blanket with gone horribly wrong.

A variation of Dutch Oven where shits instead of farts.

I tried ti Dutch oven your mom and it turned into a chocolate tent.

by Jack Dang3r September 13, 2015