Shitflex

Shitflex or Shitflexing is to narcissistically brag to the point that you are shitting on someone or something completely unprompted. No one gives a shit.

“ I love being able to do whatever I want because I don’t have kids” , “Um ok cool shitflex”

by Carodizzle September 10, 2021

shitflickers

A fresh pair of kicks for your friend Darhyus

Wow look at Rios new shitflickers!

by Big Chambo December 1, 2021

Shitflickers

Freshest kicks in the game

Wow! Take a look at Rios new Shitflickers!!

by Big Chambo December 1, 2021

Shitfaced

Someone who is very drunk.

Person 1: "Bro, look at jack, he is so shitfaced right now."
Person 2: "I know, right?"

by A_Gay_Panda February 7, 2022

Shitfartographologist

An enjoyer of the finer arts and humors of life.

Person A: 'God you are so unfunny Person B'
Person B: 'haha crap poo piss weewee doodoo fart crap shart lmao lmao lolol 69 amiright my fellow gamers omegaLUL woogaloodeedoo'
Person A: 'What a shitfartographologist...'

by pend5everyday May 11, 2022

Shitfoot

Puss coming out of your feet and or stinky feet

Yo , Kyle you definitely got shitfoot go take a shower shitfoot , shit I stub my toe, shit in shoe ah man I got shitfoot.

by Ynotha July 3, 2022

shitfiti

The heavier bits of shit that stick to the back of the bowl. From Shit and Graffiti.

“Dude, you left Shitfiti all over the bowl, wipe that up next time

by That_meat_guy July 11, 2022