ultimate shocker

thumb on the cliter, two in the baby spitter, and one in the shitter.

I hope my guy gives me the ultimate shocker tonight. If he does, I'll let him donkey punch me.

by Frelynn October 1, 2006

shocker

In its more modern usage, the term shocker refers to a sexual act and not to a surprising event.

by the_red__pill___ September 24, 2003

Shockers

Basically the coolest nigs ever

you dude you wanna hang out with the shockers.. YEAh i heard mike is the shit hes so cool

by shanahanagins June 14, 2008

the shockers

a band from goshen,ny that is awesome. it consists of chris,billy,eric,and chris

jamiez: hey dude are you going to the shockers concert.
joe-nathan: wats the shockers?
jamiez:only the best band on f-ing planet

by chrissy January 5, 2005

shocker

a type of fingering a chick where u stick pointer and middle finger in her pussy, rub with ur thumb and put ut pinky up her ass

justins lover: "wutd u and ur girlfriend do last night?"
justin: "i gave her the shocker"
justins lover: " im so jelous...."

by uhhhMARISSA December 28, 2005

shocker

Umm, unless you turn you hand upside down, then it should be two in the poo and one in the goo.

why is your girl limping?

she caught that shocker

ohh... I bet she's got the screamin shits too

by Jason V. December 28, 2005

Soule shocker

The effort one must put in to make one's spouse happy focused on not coming home drunk, not spending all one's money at the strip club or adult book store and not engaging in extra marital fun.

I did not want to get divorced and have her take all my money so I gave her a soule shocker

by Tim Smith October 7, 2005