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The Old Switch-er-oo

Pretending to be your identical twin (if you have one) to have sex with his or her significant other.
I pulled the Old Switch-er-oo last night on your girlfriend, I didn't realize it was her first time, I tapped that sh*t. Hope you like seconds.

Pythagoras Switch 

A japanese Kids show made popular by it's fansubbing by the acclaimed dattebayo. This show opens and ends with crazy complex "Pythagoras Switches" which usually involve marbles, dominos and tubes. At the end or each of these rube Goldberg inventions the name of the show is revealed followed by children singing "Pitagora Suicchi". Because it's a kids show it tries to teach basic speech skills making it a fun way for the average English speaking japanophile to get a beginners grasp of Japanese. The show has also gained some popularity over you-tube which is filled with people performing the so called "algorithm march" which is usually done by tmen in suits in the middle of the show. They often have accompanyment in the form of soccer teams, and ninjas.
pitagora Suicchi is japanese for Pythagoras Switch
Pythagoras Switch by Deathangel521 November 11, 2008

Lizzy Switch 

when a female creature (a woman) goes from absolutely loving the idea of a relationship with whom she deems to be the greatest man she's come across and then suddenly reverses her opinions and becomes a devil woman, pushing the once greatest guy in the world as far away as possible. like a leper.
guy 1: "wtf happened with you and that girl?"
guy 2: "...she flipped her damn lizzy switch!"
guy 1: "oh shit, that's messed up."

bacon switch 

To "slip" and plow the stink in the midst of hitting the pink.
I gave that ho the ol' bacon switch last night, then finished her off with a yankee candle.
bacon switch by memory-minus March 11, 2005

pull a switch on

I figure you went to Emergency to pull a switch on the slug they took out of the victim.

flicking my light switch

To turn someone on.
Dang boy, your flicking my light switch.