Surfing the Desktop

When your internet is down and you're trying to find whatever porn you have saved on your computer.

"Dammit, the internet's down. Guess I gotta go surfing the desktop"

by Left Half of Hitler's Stache October 14, 2016

Pocket Surfing

When your smart phone remains unlocked in your pocket and clicks on things outside of your knowing.

Random Message: dude, who are you? What's with all the thumbs and waves?
You: What? Oh shit, I'm sorry. My phone must have been pocket surfing. I gotta be more careful about that.

by QuiteRadical June 23, 2022

body surf

Where a man lies on his back and the woman does push-ups on his dick

My god I love body surfing

by Ian Hecox April 13, 2014

Abdominal Surfing

An extreme sport in which an individual slides down a rail, usually in a staircase, perpendicular to the rail, balancing on the lower ribs and upper abs. The two variations are sprints, in which a single rail is ridden down, and slalom, in which a series of rails going down a stairwell that rises at least 4 floors.

As he rounded the last corner of the stairwell, a police officer almost grabbed him, but he quickly remembered abdominal surfing, so he lept onto the last stair rail and ab surfed away

by bad mother lover September 17, 2010

table surf

The table surf is the act of looking for another table that is better than the one you are either sitting at or planning to sit at.

Me: Matt, don't table surf, just sit the fuck down.
Matt: Fine, whatever.

by Andrew space October 7, 2006

hoe surfing

A name defining the action of a man or men looking for a woman or women of questionable character in an otherwise questionable part of town. The act can easily be spotted by the manner in which it is done. Cat calling, cruising real slow repeatedly through the same area,or hanging out in shady locations for long durations of time are good signs.

That thirsty punk has passed by here six times in the last fifteen minutes in his hooptie ride and he keeps stopping to talk to me like he's hot shit. That asshole is hoe surfing in the wrong hood.

by BigFace Vinny April 2, 2011

Motorway surfing

When you are driving at speed up a motorway, you open your windown fully , put your arm outside the window (fingers pointing the direction you are driving) and make a wave with your arm (like simulating a rolercoaster)

I went motorway surfing on the way to Trago Mills

by Yabbers October 28, 2004