urban dictionary sucks

A contradictory statement

Something that could never be true

by mikeejimbo August 26, 2005

whatever sucks your straw

synonymous with "whatever floats your boat" and the new and absolutely phenomenal "whatever lifts your luggage".

well, i don't particularly care for butt humping my pets... but whatever sucks your straw, pete.

by dordan jewert May 16, 2010

Avery sucks black cock

A white hoe who will suck black cock for free but when it comes to white cock she won’t fuck it because she thinks she is black she also thinks she is fucking black also she will fuck you if you are her mom here is a thing she will say d for daddy d for daddy d for daddy and she fucks her dad to.

Stop it Avery sucks black cock

by Your mom facts March 13, 2020

Your connection sucks!

What you say just as you kick someone from you game or Xbox Live party, either because they're being an asshole or just for laughs. You often invite them back and have a good laugh.

Annoying kid- "Hey guys, lets play Call of Duty"
Party leader- "Your connection sucks!"

you have been kicked from the Xbox Live party

by Jviney July 25, 2010

Ud sucks

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Ud sucks lmao

by W tap is horrible May 23, 2021

life_sucks

hi my life_sucks.

my life_sucks

by byhmgtnjrfcdvsgfbhjyio March 23, 2019

Phil sucks

He just does.
And I mean you.
And you stoll my neck phone thing.
Give back.

Look at that Phil sucks over there, he's the worst

by Hellokittyanonymous October 18, 2019