shrimping

Taking a straw to suck the cum out of someone's buttcrack.

Joey was shrimping Richard Simmons after he came in his asshole.

by Bitchlica April 4, 2005

Scrumping

an alternative term for the act of jelqing, a Middle Eastern penis enlargement technique. Though originating in the Middle East, scrumping has become extremely popular amongst males throughout the world. The method is intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. Scrumping is alternatively referred to as "penis milking", "dong stroking", and "rod rubbing".

Man 1 at urinal: "Jesus Christ man what'd you do to your dong?! It looks like you're smuggling a python!"

Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.

by J-Rym June 14, 2010

Shrimping

To insert a frozen turd into your lovers/victims anus, and then proceed to fuck them vigorously with the aforementioned turd.

Remember that girl I hooked up with in the club ?. Well she was so damn wasted that she does not even remember me shrimping her all night long.

by BaronBulb March 20, 2009

Streeping

The act of getting naked and pretending to be one's favorite Meryl Streep character.

That party got pretty crazy once we went Streeping. Janet kept yelling at everyone as Miranda Priestly, but her bust was really distracting.

by Drwordsworth November 15, 2010

scrumpinstamina

adj. When a male has an excessive amount of sexual endurance. His energy is so high that he usually ends up fucking his partners into virtual stupors. One who possesses scrumpinstamina is usually multiorgasmic.

My guy has such scrumpinstamina that after I swallowed his spload he proceeded to cum six more times!!!

by Barry Flomar January 18, 2004

Shrimping

(v)When a guy attempts to/perform(s) oral sex on themselves.

He was so busy shrimping himself he didn't notice us walk in.

by Captain Pope December 1, 2016

Stamping

When a woman, on her period 69's with a man, before proceeding to sit back onto the man's forehead, leaving a bloody vagina print in the process.

Carl: Did you hear about Carlisa? She and Tim were going at it, and she was Stamping him. He went to work with it still in place.

by Atheism_Corner July 8, 2017