Super Straight

A gay furry.
The Super Straight flag, 🟧⬛️, comes from the colours of Grindr and Furaffinity.net, The black symbolises authoritative dominance, and the orange symbolises submissive excitment.

John: "Yo, are you sure you're Super Straight? I saw you retweeting gay furry porn on Twitter.
Kevin: "Didn't you know? Super Straight is just another way of saying you want a werewolf daddy to violently pound you into the bed while you scream for mercy at the top of your lungs, but mercy is never received, and you wake up the next day with a stomach-ache so bad that you have to be hospitalised for a week."

by BigTransDaddy May 10, 2023

Straight Edge

Originated from the punkrock/hardcore scene. The philosophy/life-choice that humans should have strength, pride, dignity, honor, and self respect; that they shouldn't engage in activities that are a disgrace to their minds and bodies. (such as ingesting and/or becoming addicted to harmful substances for fun, lying and/or being two-faced, and sharing your body sexually with another person when there isn't even a true emotional bond there)

I'm straight edge you fuck, so no I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs.

by Cryonaut March 28, 2003

straightcrasher

n. A heterosexual who seeks kudos through visiting gay bars / clubs / events in a somewhat mistaken belief that the gays throw the best parties... something not always appreciated by certain sections of the homosexual community

'Damn those straightcrashers!' thought Marc and Lawrence, as they waited impatiently in the too-long queue for the portaloos at Manchester Pride

by galexb May 29, 2008

Straight Hook

Someone who has always been the same way ever since you met.

Doug, your a straight hook.

by ra3g March 30, 2009

straightosphere

The collection of all people, places, ideas and objects that are not considered gay, and that a man can safely relate to.

I don't listen to Coldplay! I live in the Straightosphere.

by Keshari June 11, 2009

straight raw power

butt penatration with a baseball bat

So this girl i know likes it up the butt with a bat its not healthy its called straight raw power

by omg itz ballout August 13, 2009

Straight Geezin

an action done by a young person who is wearing clothes that an elderly person might wear. i.e. Hawaiian shirts, socks and flip flops, straw hats, golf shirts, shorts above the knee, oddly coloured flower dresses or moo moos.

Bob: "Woah. You see that guy's shorts?"
Tom: "Yeah. Hes Straight Geezin."

by CaptainKirkToEnterprise March 16, 2010