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Straight Edge 

This covers a broad range of people, all of whom voluntarily choose not to take drugs, drink or engage in promiscuous sexual behavior. Other options include abstaining from caffeine, meat, etc. There are a few kinds of sXe'rs in my opinion.

1) Committed people honestly dedicated to keeping their body clean of all toxins for life. While I couldn't live your extremely pure lifestyle, I fully respect your choice to do so, more power to you.

2) Scenester kids who think because sXe is underground it automatically becomes "cool" and start wearing bandannas and the "X" on their hands. Even though I'm not sXe personally, speaking on behalf of friends who are, when you don't make a commitment to the philosophy, you just seem foolish.

3) Hardliners, the people who follow the philosophy to the letter, but more importantly will engage in mass ass-kicking of anyone who doesn't. Now, here's where my disagreement comes into play towards the hardliners. If you want to stay pure as possible, good for you, but for you to harass or assault anyone having a beer responsibly or eating a hamburger for pete's sake, you're a fucking idiot. Case closed.

4) Elitists, the people who honestly believe that because they are sXe, they are automatically better than people who aren't. Listen up elitist fools, (and especially the one who called me evil this past weekend for having 1 beer at a restaurant) whether you want to believe it or not, you're human just as we all are, and just because you keep yourself pure does NOT make you "better" than other people. Real sXe'rs dislike you because your high and mighty attitude discredits their philosophy, as well they should.
Real sXer: "I don't drink, smoke or take drugs."

Scenester: "sXe is cool, yeah!"

Hardliner: "How dare you drink a beer! I'll kick your ass!"

Elitist: "Being straight edge means I'm better than you!"
Straight Edge by NMMan February 20, 2007
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straight month 

Straight month is a month to celebrate being straight
James Charles be gone is straight month

straight lay 

this is your basic sexual intercourse between one man and one woman which has been contracted for her services through a brothel.
A straight lay is a common order at the chicken ranch, but our special today is the half and half.
straight lay by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

straight gay man 

Coined by Sex and the City. While a gay straight man is an overcultured straight man (a metrosexual), a straight gay man is just a gay man who watches sports and won't fuck you.

The difference is sort of that between crayola's green-blue (blue with a green tint) and blue-green (green with a blue tint).
Hopefully he's a gay straight man and not a straight gay man.

straight flush

The best kind of hand in poker. A straight flush involves someone having five suited connectors as their hand. For instance, a hand of 4-5-6-7-8 of diamonds is a straight flush.

The top straight flush, 10 to ace, is called a royal flush and is the absolute pinnacle of poker.
I thought I had a nut flush, but Bryan rivered a straight flush and took home the pot.
straight flush by Devveyovich September 24, 2008

Straight Coolin' 

to be straight coolin', chillin', relaxin', kickin' back by yourself or with the homies
Yea, we was straight coolin' at the mall yesterday.
Straight Coolin' by KAY.bEE August 23, 2008

Straight "A" Student  

A student who gets all A's on there report cards and will be much better of in life than the average person
Straight "A" Student
A: Hey, what grades did you get?
B: All A's, I am a Straight "A" Student
A: Lucky....
B: Actually, it is a lot of hard work, not luck.
A: Whatever