when two people are having anal sex and right before ejaculation you pull out so the cum gets all over the asshole then you lick it out.
by dalton vodden October 29, 2007
When you blow a huge, extra salty load all over someone's face. In additional to being extra salty, in order to qualify as a Salty Storm, the ejaculate must meet at least two of the following standards:
1. Ejaculate must be fast enough to be able to leave the penis and travel the distance of at least 14 inches, before the female can close her eyes. (Note: accuracy is not a factor. The Salty Storm need not enter the eye)
2. The ejaculate covers a total surface area of at least 10 square inches
3. The ejaculate spans the distance (between any two points) of at least 4 feet
4. The ejaculate causes substantial physical or property damage to anyone or anything in the immediate area. Be advised, if this standard is met, you may consider upgrading to a Salticane
1. Ejaculate must be fast enough to be able to leave the penis and travel the distance of at least 14 inches, before the female can close her eyes. (Note: accuracy is not a factor. The Salty Storm need not enter the eye)
2. The ejaculate covers a total surface area of at least 10 square inches
3. The ejaculate spans the distance (between any two points) of at least 4 feet
4. The ejaculate causes substantial physical or property damage to anyone or anything in the immediate area. Be advised, if this standard is met, you may consider upgrading to a Salticane
Man: "Get ready bitch!! I ate about two and a half orders of large fries from McDonalds earlier! Here comes a Salty Storm you won't forget!"
by Cum Prepared November 05, 2015
Skud Storm is the battle cry of the well seasoned drinker. Any member of a drinking party may call Skud Storm at any time. It then falls to that person at which the call is directed to buy a round of drinks designed to incapacitate all members of the drinking party. Money is considered an irrelevance once Skud Storm has been called.
We were just out for some quiet drinks when Dave called skud storm and things went down hill, I woke up with Will in a bin filled with vomit.
by Pusha T-pain March 19, 2010
To "Pull a Jack Storm" refers to the act of utterly fixing a "Mary Sue" OC by redesigning their appearance and revolving an entire Magic System around them, refining them with a sprinkle of character trauma.
Person 1:Bro, did you hear what John did to his OC?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: He totally pulled a "Jack Storm"
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: He totally pulled a "Jack Storm"
by FalSociety March 02, 2023
In the battle royale game, Fortnite, you are a storm master once you’ve mastered the technique of defeating the storm by not dying in it. However, not all who survive the storm are masters of it. You must be a seasoned storm veteran to gain the title of master.
Devan became a Storm Master upon his 100th time surviving the storm successfully with a low failure rate.
by Storm Master 69 February 27, 2018
when your really high and you just can't think of the thing you're trying to say or you're just really high.
by eata8===D May 30, 2013
by tripolar92 February 19, 2009