this is my sex story
*lays you down and hand cuff you to the bed and then takes off your pants, then spreads your legs, looking at your covered, precious vagina rubs you and smells your pussy before start licking your clitoris and suck up all your pussy juices. id slowly finger you and stick it like an inch deep going around and around making you scream , then starts pinching your hot tits. pinch those and make it get hard. then i would take my 9 in dick in side your mouth tongue whirl around my head while she sucked softly. she moved it in and out of her mouth quickly then went to the sides, she licked the entire shaft slowly down one side, then went to the other side and did the same than when my 9 in dick was hard, i took it and went in as hard and fast as i could until i was about to cum then i would bring it up to you boobies and put all over your boobies and lick and suck them until they are so hard. then i would take my dick and keep going into so hard that you would be screaming soo loud that the hole neighborhood knew what was going on. then i would take it out right before i was about to crum again and put in ur mouth and make you gave me the best blow job ever! and then i moaned and you swallowed all my crum i came back on top of you a took my dick and started fucking you harder and harder! you scream with joy and you said faster and faster! and that what we did all night by the time i stopped fucking her morning had come and we had both fallen asleep.
*lays you down and hand cuff you to the bed and then takes off your pants, then spreads your legs, looking at your covered, precious vagina rubs you and smells your pussy before start licking your clitoris and suck up all your pussy juices. id slowly finger you and stick it like an inch deep going around and around making you scream , then starts pinching your hot tits. pinch those and make it get hard. then i would take my 9 in dick in side your mouth tongue whirl around my head while she sucked softly. she moved it in and out of her mouth quickly then went to the sides, she licked the entire shaft slowly down one side, then went to the other side and did the same than when my 9 in dick was hard, i took it and went in as hard and fast as i could until i was about to cum then i would bring it up to you boobies and put all over your boobies and lick and suck them until they are so hard. then i would take my dick and keep going into so hard that you would be screaming soo loud that the hole neighborhood knew what was going on. then i would take it out right before i was about to crum again and put in ur mouth and make you gave me the best blow job ever! and then i moaned and you swallowed all my crum i came back on top of you a took my dick and started fucking you harder and harder! you scream with joy and you said faster and faster! and that what we did all night by the time i stopped fucking her morning had come and we had both fallen asleep.
by yourlover16 February 1, 2014

here's a sex story
jack stripped jane down and played with her tits he handcuffed her to the bed and tied her legs up in a split she was extatic as she saw his huge 10 in dick that was practically dripping but first he stuck his finger up her cunt
HARDER JACK
he pumped the first finger in and out while nibbling her titties then he stuck a second finger in as jane shouted
IN AND OUT AAAAHHHH
Jane had her first orgasm of the night jack pulled his fingers out and licked up the cum jack stuck his dick in jane's mouth she licked the head while pumping it in and out of her mouth
YEEESSS OOOH
jane pumped harder and his dick cummed in her mouth she swallowed all of it and pulled th dick out after deep throating it
YES JACK FUCK ME FUCK ME SO HARD
Jack stuck the head of his dick in her pussy teasing her
UGH JUST FUCK ME ALREADY I CAN'T WAIT
Jane was soaking wet he gave into her desires and started out 5 in in pumping in and out all while using 2 fingers to do anal
OOOOHHHHFUCKHARDFUCKYESAAAAAH
Jane had a second orgasm and Jack felt the cum surround his dick He thrust another 3 inches he removed the fingers from her anus Then he gave a pwerful thrust
AAAAHHHH
jane had a huge orgasm which allowed jack to go in another 2 in now totally in whick made her orgasm again cum exploding everywhere Jack licked up every drop After a while jack pulled out his dick.
and then released cum into jane's mouth. he pulled it out and they both layed exhausted
jack stripped jane down and played with her tits he handcuffed her to the bed and tied her legs up in a split she was extatic as she saw his huge 10 in dick that was practically dripping but first he stuck his finger up her cunt
HARDER JACK
he pumped the first finger in and out while nibbling her titties then he stuck a second finger in as jane shouted
IN AND OUT AAAAHHHH
Jane had her first orgasm of the night jack pulled his fingers out and licked up the cum jack stuck his dick in jane's mouth she licked the head while pumping it in and out of her mouth
YEEESSS OOOH
jane pumped harder and his dick cummed in her mouth she swallowed all of it and pulled th dick out after deep throating it
YES JACK FUCK ME FUCK ME SO HARD
Jack stuck the head of his dick in her pussy teasing her
UGH JUST FUCK ME ALREADY I CAN'T WAIT
Jane was soaking wet he gave into her desires and started out 5 in in pumping in and out all while using 2 fingers to do anal
OOOOHHHHFUCKHARDFUCKYESAAAAAH
Jane had a second orgasm and Jack felt the cum surround his dick He thrust another 3 inches he removed the fingers from her anus Then he gave a pwerful thrust
AAAAHHHH
jane had a huge orgasm which allowed jack to go in another 2 in now totally in whick made her orgasm again cum exploding everywhere Jack licked up every drop After a while jack pulled out his dick.
and then released cum into jane's mouth. he pulled it out and they both layed exhausted
by look away! August 26, 2015

Meaning 'What's going on guys?'. Used in North Dublin, Ireland. 'Story boys' are guys who use this phrase.
by Fintan February 11, 2005

A highly over-exaggerated story about someone doing something completely impossible. This story must be defended to a point in which friends get into huge fights, and someone gets kicked out of someone else's house. The story must also always be FALSE.
Last night I got jumped by 5 guys and kicked the shit out of all of them.
That sounds like a Landi Story.
That sounds like a Landi Story.
by snl275 January 4, 2012

by MrBlister101 December 20, 2008

by Douglas The Cat October 28, 2006

Long winded, boring, nauseating, uninteresting description of an event or the story of someone's life.
by aussieankie November 25, 2013
