A DND character who is used for stealth purposes. A particularly sneaky character who you want to hide and is good at hiding.
by Soulful_Gingee January 06, 2019
A dangerous device used by the craftiest of individuals, the Stealth Jew. It emits a powerful sleeping gas, which will render the victim ripe for shekel-taking.
Person 1: "Hey I have this raging headache, and I lost my credit cards."
Person 2: "Oh it was probably a Stealth Jew with their Stealth Dreidel, they run rampant around these parts."
Person 2: "Oh it was probably a Stealth Jew with their Stealth Dreidel, they run rampant around these parts."
by WallasWallas December 09, 2016
A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.
Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.
by BunnySMG February 12, 2015
A stealth bomber is where you cum inside of a girl, pull out and then act like you're finishing, but you already did.
by ne0virginstealer November 29, 2011
while fucking your gf from behind text your friend whos hiding in the closet and summon him. He will stealthily approached your gf and shit diahorea all over her head then stealthily disappear.
by sexfiend111 June 21, 2010
by Puma267 October 19, 2021
A stealth retirement is when you are currently working but have plans to retire or just retired. Although you still work, you operate as if you are retired. You are planning your last steps such as selling company stocks, looking for private equity liquidity, planning income needs, or have fuck you money and work for fun.
This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.
"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.
"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
Where's Jeff at, I thought he was coming into to work this week? I guess he's in stealth retirement, maybe he'll be back next week or so.
by jmar42 August 25, 2022