Canon Stanley

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)

Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude

by allhailthebroomclosetending June 13, 2023

Tyler stanley hutchins

He is most annoying at times. Won’t marry someone named Leticia and cares about cars more then anything.

Idk Tyler stanley hutchins will never marry Leticia

by LadyGoddess October 8, 2021

the Stanley Dean condition

When you are at the age in your life when you arent too old to still get an errection, but can longer ejaculate anything more than a puff of air.

These days JJ has been experiencing "the Stanley Dean condition". At least he doesnt need to use condums anymore.

by ut4wade November 1, 2010

stanley

aaaaaaaaahhdhdhdhdhbvbv is going to go with me and I have a good time at the shop I got the new ones I had a lot in my head but I’m sure he can get a good rest and rest of your life in a row I will be in a few to be safe but it is a lot

I’m going back in a little later I got the call 📞 and it is not a big thing for you guys and your dad and I were talking to him and I told her to tell me what you stanley

by Abcvd January 12, 2024

Stanleyed

The act of being injured in the pursuit of sexual gratification, often requiring medical attention or the impromptu use of a Stanley tool.

Me: did you hear about Emma?
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.

Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!

by crimsoncape January 14, 2024

chris stanley

A gamer who is one of six members of the boys he is epic he does gamer things has lego hair and is definitely not gay he likes games movies funk pops he is the opposite of gay hes epic and non cody

Chris Stanley is epic man

by EPICMEMEGAMER February 17, 2020

Garth Stanley

Cunt

That Garth Stanley

by GSP07R July 15, 2019