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facebook stalker

a unknown character that into all the groups, fan clubs you are into on facebook.
John:dude i have notice this one chick that into all the stuff i'm into.
friend: she must be your facebook stalker!

away message stalker 

One who is obsessed with reading everyone on their AIM buddy list's away messages.
Dude: Where is John tonight?
Dude 2: Oh he's eating dinner at his grandmother's house.
Dude 1: How do you know that?
Dude 2: His away message.
Dude 1: Away message stalker.
away message stalker by Amy Joan October 29, 2007

facebook stalker

Remembers every detail of any status update, comment, & post! Leaves dirty messages and has the creepy 'up against a white wall' profile pic. They 'love' your pics and most likely have a 'copy & paste" album of their own. They make FB the scary place we all love.
If a guy comments on your post about the new brand of tampon you like....he is a facebook stalker!
facebook stalker by DoubleJ258 February 4, 2010

Facebook Stalker

Someone who spends larges amounts of time looking at others profiles, pictures, walls and statuses and learning about the person's life story. In addition,they must "like" every little conversation they he/ she was/is never apart of. Very rarely is it traceable. Can be traced and or noticed if the person being stalked and or victim notices a lot of "likes" and "comments" on post that The Facebook Stalker was never apart of.
Abdoul, " Hey yesterday was fun, I hope you had fun."

Tammy, " I did have fun, I loved the Cliff diving."

*Katie Likes Comment*

Tammy, " Katie WTF are you doing? Are you being a Facebook Stalker?
Facebook Stalker by iPrank February 24, 2011

Slabheed Stalker

The best band in the world by far.Slabheed stalker will unleash the swan upon you.By swan that means music kind of.
That Slabheed Stalker band rock!
Slabheed Stalker by Kornfan09 April 28, 2009

house stalker

a creepy person who doesn't stalk people only their houses.....big houses. a house stalker may do things that others may find creepy n weird such as glancing at others credit cards to see their last name....only to track them down on yellowpages later. a house stalker will also use maps.live.com to view houses at all angles. a house stalker will only go after large homes tho in wealthy areas. a house stalkr in nj will probly track down alpine, saddle river, mantoloking, deal, bernardsville, essex fells, basking ridge, far hills, bedminster and others. house stalkers arent harmful just a tad creepy....but dnt worry they wont bite.....unless you try n snatch away their camera. a house stalker will then force his/her parents to drive them to the location of the big houses and they will proceed to take snapshots of the house from all different angles. they may do things such as fence hopping nd camera dodging cuz most of the houses that are stlked are large and have security cameras. they may also right down the owners license plate number if they happen to be comming or leaving but thats optional. house stalkers may track down wealthy celebs suck as k. lee and donald trump and find their house address.
**house stalker driving through saddle river**
HS- *sees huge mansion* stop the car! *DIVES OUT OF CAR INTO NEARBY BUSHES, pulls out camera** *click clik click** *sneakily crwls back into car n drives away*
owner- wtf? *runs to panic room*

house stalkers r creepy
house stalker by m954 June 29, 2008