The drunk bitch that was sucking my dick at the party never expected to get the squirrel jaws as I was shooting my cock juice.
by Rob MFK August 12, 2006
Get the squirrel jaws mug.Having unprotected relations with a squirrel who is infected with squirrel aids will result in squirrel aids, or alternatively, having unprotected relations with a person/animal/fury who have acquired squirrel aids from an infected squirrel.
Symptoms: headache, nausea, diarrhea, the overwhelming desire to have nuts on your chin.
However this will cure most nut allergies.
Symptoms: headache, nausea, diarrhea, the overwhelming desire to have nuts on your chin.
However this will cure most nut allergies.
Man 1: Hey did you hear that Roy was having unprotected relations with a squirrel?
Man 2: Do you mean sex?
Man 1: Why yes, I do.
Man 2: Oh no! Has he acquired the dread squirrel aids?"
Man 1: Yes he has. It has progressed so far that he has nuts on his chin right now.
Man 2: What a tragedy.
Man 1: Indeed.
Man 2: Do you mean sex?
Man 1: Why yes, I do.
Man 2: Oh no! Has he acquired the dread squirrel aids?"
Man 1: Yes he has. It has progressed so far that he has nuts on his chin right now.
Man 2: What a tragedy.
Man 1: Indeed.
by squirrel rape February 22, 2012
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Those cute, fuzzy creatures that steal your tulip bulbs and then subsequently forget where they hid them.
by xsenia January 12, 2005
Get the squirrel mug.The same as "nigga please" from PSP commercial. Even if you are white you can say this if front of blacks, and they can't get mad at you. If they do get mad for some reason, just tell them their mama is a chipmunk.
Squirrel 1: I am going to get some pussy tonight.
Squirrel 2: Squirrel please! The only nut gettin busted tonight is the one I'm shootin on yo mama's chipmunk face.
Squirrel 2: Squirrel please! The only nut gettin busted tonight is the one I'm shootin on yo mama's chipmunk face.
by 420josh October 15, 2007
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If you really need to go to the bathroom you may have "an angry mud-squirrel".
If you really need to go to the bathroom you may have "an angry mud-squirrel".
by Dan McGrath March 15, 2007
Get the Mud-squirrel mug.Another name for a beaver. Originally from a cartoon I saw where two beavers aka, "vagina squirrels" preferred this term over the standard "beaver". They felt "beaver" was a tad pejorative.
Hey dude what's that? "Oh just a couple of vagina squirrels building a dam." Shit, basements gonna flood again!
Or perhaps, you'd prefer:
Man, you remember spring break, dude the place was crawling with vagina squirrels, it was so thick, I had them coming out my ears, I had no idea where to begin...
Or perhaps, you'd prefer:
Man, you remember spring break, dude the place was crawling with vagina squirrels, it was so thick, I had them coming out my ears, I had no idea where to begin...
by suki matutso November 7, 2004
Get the vagina squirrel mug.1) A cluster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; Sperm when viewed closely; Semen magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles.
2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.
2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.
Richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn't want those squirmy rooters getting through.
by CircadianHour December 1, 2009
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