merkin sprite

Offspring of an Wizard (male) and a fairy (female).

Merkin Sprites retain the abilities of their mother with the potential to learn and master multiple human magical disciplines.

While possible to learn the ability to take other forms, in their true form, the Merkin Sprite is the same size as a fairy.

I heard a Merkin Sprite singing the most beautiful song I have ever heard today near the river.

by m4ngthegang September 11, 2011

Seagull Spritzer

When a bird shits on your head from a great height, usually rendering you blind. Can be cured with Ostrich Oil

'Oh God, not another Seagull Spritzer'

by seagullsperm October 28, 2011

negative sprit

That Ass hole who steels your TV remote

Negative sprit stole my TV remote

by Drakonos July 19, 2020

spriteman

part of the term "sexy spriteman" or even "sexy stud spriteman". refers to a particular ant mcewan and... sprite... duhh!

"mmm sexy stud spriteman"

by linds October 11, 2004

sprat

A feeling of higher than average contentment usually caused by but not limited to a recent sexual encounter.

I lit up a Marlboro after feeling sprat as hell on my way to my car from that bitch's apartment.

by Mark Bain July 18, 2007

spelt

The incorrect version of "spelled", but only for knite23.

knite23 spelt stuff incorrectly. again.

by knite23's mother April 3, 2004

Spritzing

When someone is tailgating you driving down the road and you unload a tank of washer fluid on them. Also can be used for unruly pedestrians or middle aged bald guys in convertibles.

That tailgater was driving so close to me I ran my tank of washer fluid dry spritzing his car.

by Loaf pincher January 21, 2010