splortmaster

The best streamer on twitch

I'm bored so imma watcg splortmaster

by MACKACHAZ October 27, 2020

sport porkin

the act of chasing women as if it was a sport with different rules such as betting on the first one to have sex with a girl.

The act of sport porking has two unwritten rules (until now):

1. Go Ugly Early

2. No girl looks ugly with my dick in her mouth

Guy 1: hey dude how ya been? You seen the new girl from the dorm?

Guy 2: Yea dude, shes hot. I would do terrible things to her...

Guy 1: Me too, wanna make this interesting?

Guy 2: You talking about sport porkin?

Guy 1: Hell Yea!

Guy 2: THE GAME IS AFOOT!

by GCruz December 30, 2011

Splotz

A place and a spot combined into one.

We have open splotz

by C0LT_M1911 July 15, 2016

slort

someone fake. a combination of the words slut, hoe, whore, thot, and idiot. often someone who thinks theyre hot but is really not

ew that girl over there has no ass and a flat chest and shes all over my boyfriend. what a slort

by notkatielol March 21, 2017

splart

A squirty, squishy, or sticky fart.

I think I splarted

by bubblekittykat March 22, 2019

Splorfing

When you cum in a person's ass, and they fart it back out in a mixture of shit and semen

"I rogered your mother last night, and let me tell you dude that bitch started splorfing all over me!"

by Dadi039 November 3, 2021

Spontaneous Sport

A person who is dressed to go to the gym, play a sport or participate in some other form of physical activity at all times of the day.

That chick would probably be really hot if she wasnt always dressed for spontaneous sport in those sweatpants and running shoes.

by JoeyGrebs November 29, 2011