spifey

a loser who i simp for

god spifey is so gorgeous

by simp4spifey January 18, 2021

spiffingbrit

some brit who thinks he can colonize amazons money

Imma bang amazon!
You finna SpiffingBrit who? - black homeless man

by Former CEO of Amazon April 29, 2021

Shlif

When you're so mad that you smack your wiener on each of your thighs.

"I'M STEAMING RN, I gotta Shlif real quick."

by Sussy Mans Tax September 14, 2021

Salifu

Kind hearted loving and very intelligent people. A salifu is never a fool don’t be deceived by their calm and gentle disposition, they are a very aware set of people. They never take chances they are always carefully guided by a very unique thought process. A salifu will make an excellent father but not so much of a great partner. Never loose a salifu because they only come across once in a life time.

I need a salifu in my life right now!

by Insight November 23, 2021

Spiffy Nathaniel

A Spiffy Nathaniel is when you decide to do hip thrusts with your barbell, but forget the hip thrust pad and leave a bar mark on your abdomen, making your SO think that they are being cheated on my a robot.

Man 1: Hey bruh, hows it go- oh, looks like you got a case of the spiffy nathaniels.
Man 2: Yeah, the wifes gonna be on the lookout for some imaginary robot lover

by PissBurn September 1, 2022

spiffy

annoying fucking word that haunts my dreams

"hope ye doing spiffy goob!"
"shut the fuck up"

by ack quack September 28, 2022

spife

A spife is a combination of a spoon and a knife. But i'm sure no one uses this.

I need to cut my spaghetti with a spife, and eat it with a spife.

by SplaydFopoon December 15, 2022