to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

by Sexydimma October 2, 2020

spanking

Procrastinating, often by web surfing online. Goofing off by enjoying yourself instead of getting something done. Refers specifically but not exclusively to masturbating ("spanking the monkey"), especially while looking at porn online.

Am I interrupting?
Nah, just spanking. What's up?

by Sir Yelof May 12, 2007

spinning teacups

A spinning ride at Disney World, complete with high walls and 2 seats per teacup.
also: a great place to have all kinds of fun sex with your significant other.

"Did you see Kat and Allistarae at night of Joy getting it on on the spinning teacups?"
"I'll spin your teacup.."

by kinda kinky May 9, 2005

spinning willis

When one inserts oneself into a tree stump and glues oneself in that stump with gorilla glue that sits on a sears tractor and "lets it rip"

That burley lumberjack gave himself a spinning willis

by Jo Jo the Circus Boy February 25, 2005

Spinning Heads

When your with a group of people and your talking multiple shots and no one can function anymore.

Guy 1: Yo, what chu do last night?

Guy 2: Me and chris both threw down for a bottle and
all of us were spinning heads.

by rollinnug March 9, 2010

slinking round

when a person is getting slizzard all over the place while watching their grandma take shots.

I had a ton of tequila and so I invited my grandma over then I slinked round for an hour and I told my friends, "yo i'm slinking round."

by yatta di December 4, 2010

Spinning Tardis

Northern game whilst smoking cannabis.

Bong is made out of half a coke bottle and a bread bag.

One person inhales the bong whilst doing a headstand and a friend spins them around.

Wow look at Alex doing a spinning tardis

by sh82 November 12, 2011