Sperm Perm

When you blow your load on a rachet bitches curly, ass hair.

Matt: so how'd you and that Chelsea girl do last night?
Jarrett: Gave that bitch a massive Sperm Perm!
Matt: NICE!

by ovqZ January 14, 2014

sperm thinner

Term for the popular citrus soda, Mountain Dew.

The term is meant to emphasize the myth that if a man drinks too much Mountain Dew he will end up sterile.

Coined in 2011

Hey, will you grab me a sperm thinner out of the cooler?

by HurricaneAndrew June 2, 2011

Sperm whack

The act of hitting an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually by a man upon a woman.

Walter gave Mary a sperm whack between her cleavage.

by Caesar Anonymous IV November 20, 2010

Sperm Shuttle

The physical eruption of the male sex organ when it is sexually stimulated with enormous vigor.

Man, that chica at the club last night had me blasting off sperm shuttles when we got back to my place!

by Jerk in the Box May 30, 2013

sperm bag

A sperm bag is a slut and whore and harlot and strumpet and slattern who thinks nothing of swallowing large amounts of sperm or receiving such amounts of sperm via being fucked either in the arse or pussy!. This could be a male or female so let's not be prejudice here.

This sperm bag is full of hot cum and slutty sperm,for all to see

by gaz999 September 13, 2016

ass sperm

When one ejaculates into a turkey baster-like object and proceeds to administer it into his or her rectum; the expulsion of the semen from the anus is otherwise known as: ass sperm.

Dooooddd I had the craziest night, Cherice totally ass spermed all over the bed *high five ensued*

by Jor-hizzle April 12, 2016

The Sperm Theory

It is a concept of population explosion in which each sperm has the ability to divide into two more sperms after fertilization with an egg. It's the sperm theory based on nuclear fission which will be able to fertilize more than 4 million eggs.

Girls need more sperm for satisfaction, entertainment and recreation. We will have to introduce the sperm theory to meet their demand.

by UglyDuckling69 November 18, 2019