flower sperm

The reproductive substance formed by flowers; pollen.
I hate springtime. Flower sperm gets all over my car!
by K00lk!d April 11, 2009
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Sperm Perm

When you blow your load on a rachet bitches curly, ass hair.
Matt: so how'd you and that Chelsea girl do last night?
Jarrett: Gave that bitch a massive Sperm Perm!
Matt: NICE!
by ovqZ January 14, 2014
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Sperm Cannon

Sperm Cannon or more known as -IFwsI- Sperm Cannon~, he is a rather famous and annoying hacker in the game CS2D. He hacks and annoys a lot of people. Banning him is useless.
-IFwsI- Sperm Cannon is h4x0r.
by XDmlgXD February 04, 2016
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Sperm Skates

The generic sandals given to inmates in county jails across the nation for daily wear and for use in the showers..to "skate over the sperm". Definitely found at the East and West county jails in Contra Costa County, California.
I got hemmed up for smacking my chick cuz she was fucking my weed dealer. After I got my jail clothes, they took my shoes and gave me a pair of Sperm Skates.
by Salient1503 March 07, 2011
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sperm flip

Gaming term for when you take a shotgun blast to the nuts
by Mudweller January 29, 2018
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The Sperm Theory

It is a concept of population explosion in which each sperm has the ability to divide into two more sperms after fertilization with an egg. It's the sperm theory based on nuclear fission which will be able to fertilize more than 4 million eggs.
Girls need more sperm for satisfaction, entertainment and recreation. We will have to introduce the sperm theory to meet their demand.
by UglyDuckling69 November 18, 2019
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sperm salad

The act of applying a fresh warm layer of sperm all over a fresh salad at your local Applebees for your girlfriend.
Don’t worry Emily I’ll fix up your sperm salad
by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023
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