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flower sperm

The reproductive substance formed by flowers; pollen.
I hate springtime. Flower sperm gets all over my car!
by K00lk!d April 13, 2009
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sperm slurper

1. Of, or relating to a person- one who swallows ejaculate.

2. A person who simply swallows sperm.
"It's one thing to give a guy a blowjob, but to swallow his cum too??? Ew... you dirty little sperm slurper!"
by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022
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Sperm Churning

The process of either masturbating or giving a hand job and using already ejaculated sperm as lubricant.
"Where's Sally?"
"She's out back, sperm churning Jack."
by Bananamal September 1, 2013
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Sperm whack

The act of hitting an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually by a man upon a woman.
Walter gave Mary a sperm whack between her cleavage.
by Caesar Anonymous IV November 20, 2010
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Sperm Bibs

I blew a load all over her sperm bibs
by anonymous February 16, 2022
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Bitch sperm

When a woman gives birth to a male and he turns out to be a in her view a LBB (little bitch boy) and is not masculine enough in the woman’s eye, it is often the result of sperm that has a cry baby or bitch gene infected in the semen. It can’t be detected by convention medical tests but often manifests itself as a toddler who cry’s and screams more often than the mom expected. As an adolescent, boys infected with the bitch sperm will often exhibit metrosexual behavior such as eating a candy bar with a knife and fork, wearing a scarf often and flamboyantly and will also often suffer from arachnophobia.
I hate your family and all the males have bitch sperm that is why you’re two year old son is going to grow up as half a fag.
by His lordship and mr handsome January 6, 2022
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Mouth sperm

Dried up saliva or lip balm on the inner corners of your lips
Sakhile lick that mouth sperm off your lips
by OnWord March 6, 2023
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