flower sperm

The reproductive substance formed by flowers; pollen.
I hate springtime. Flower sperm gets all over my car!
by K00lk!d April 13, 2009
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Sperm Perm

When you blow your load on a rachet bitches curly, ass hair.
Matt: so how'd you and that Chelsea girl do last night?
Jarrett: Gave that bitch a massive Sperm Perm!
Matt: NICE!
by ovqZ January 14, 2014
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sperm suit

Australian Slang - Disposable overalls for the removal of asbestos and other hazardous materials, often with its outer fabric layer being white.
''Go down to the hardware and grab some 3M sperm suits in 2XL''
by FI-4 May 09, 2023
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Sperm Shuttle

The physical eruption of the male sex organ when it is sexually stimulated with enormous vigor.
Man, that chica at the club last night had me blasting off sperm shuttles when we got back to my place!
by Jerk in the Box May 30, 2013
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sperm bag

A sperm bag is a slut and whore and harlot and strumpet and slattern who thinks nothing of swallowing large amounts of sperm or receiving such amounts of sperm via being fucked either in the arse or pussy!. This could be a male or female so let's not be prejudice here.
This sperm bag is full of hot cum and slutty sperm,for all to see
by gaz999 September 13, 2016
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The Sperm Effect

You laugh so hard that you pee out sperm
by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017
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Bitch sperm

When a woman gives birth to a male and he turns out to be a in her view a LBB (little bitch boy) and is not masculine enough in the woman’s eye, it is often the result of sperm that has a cry baby or bitch gene infected in the semen. It can’t be detected by convention medical tests but often manifests itself as a toddler who cry’s and screams more often than the mom expected. As an adolescent, boys infected with the bitch sperm will often exhibit metrosexual behavior such as eating a candy bar with a knife and fork, wearing a scarf often and flamboyantly and will also often suffer from arachnophobia.
I hate your family and all the males have bitch sperm that is why you’re two year old son is going to grow up as half a fag.
by His lordship and mr handsome January 06, 2022
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