Sperm Perm

When you blow your load on a rachet bitches curly, ass hair.

Matt: so how'd you and that Chelsea girl do last night?
Jarrett: Gave that bitch a massive Sperm Perm!
Matt: NICE!

by ovqZ January 14, 2014

Sperm Bot

A male with a brain programmed only for sex.

I hit the bars last night with a couple of Sperm Bots.

by The Donut Fairy May 20, 2016

ultimate sperm

A condition where every time a male has sexual intercourse with a female he impregnates her.

High schooler 1: HOLY SHIT! ZACH IMPREGNATED ANOTHER GIRL!
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.

by Hadvar's pimp January 1, 2012

Sperm Bee

Beecum,I made that word myself,clever eh? ;)
Sounds like become right?

Pk:Sperm whale

Me:Sperm bee

by MisakiiChan March 13, 2021

sperm suit

Australian Slang - Disposable overalls for the removal of asbestos and other hazardous materials, often with its outer fabric layer being white.

''Go down to the hardware and grab some 3M sperm suits in 2XL''

by FI-4 May 9, 2023

Sperm Burn

When a guys sperm burns their partner's tongue because they had eaten so much spicy foods recently

I couldn't swallow last night, the sperm burn was so intense I spit it out right away

by The Obzerver April 16, 2021

Sperm Skates

The generic sandals given to inmates in county jails across the nation for daily wear and for use in the showers..to "skate over the sperm". Definitely found at the East and West county jails in Contra Costa County, California.

I got hemmed up for smacking my chick cuz she was fucking my weed dealer. After I got my jail clothes, they took my shoes and gave me a pair of Sperm Skates.

by Salient1503 March 21, 2011