To masturbate with a sock.
by Kizzygoth September 20, 2007
Hey! You heard about that guy? He hates having bare feet and always wears socks at night. Sleeping with socks on is great. Boyfriend material!
by 21blood_enjoyer37 November 19, 2021
I jacked off last night but as I got ready for work this morning I forgot about it and I lost sock roulette
by Classic Schmosby January 17, 2016
When you fill a condom with gravy, place it on your penis and have sexual intercourse. The phrase “You ‘right love?!” must also be spoken during said intercourse and gravy can also be drunk from a large pitcher.
Person 1: I had a great time last night with that bird.
Person 2: Oh yeah, what’d you do?
Person 1: Yeah mate, we did the Northerner’s Sock.
Person 2: Oh yeah, what’d you do?
Person 1: Yeah mate, we did the Northerner’s Sock.
by TheAlMan November 13, 2018
*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*
by LordShrakman December 23, 2018
by BoxCarRacer02 November 21, 2020
The act of having sex whilst being nearly but not quite naked, by wearing nothing but your socks - a fact which is unknown to your partner until post-sex Glory Sock bragging is performed. This apparently irritates some people which makes it even more awesome. Works best with ridiculous socks.
Bert: That was amazing!!!
Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*
Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!
Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!
Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*
Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!
Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!
by KingTen87 September 16, 2011