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sleeping with socks on

being the hottest mf alive
Hey! You heard about that guy? He hates having bare feet and always wears socks at night. Sleeping with socks on is great. Boyfriend material!
by 21blood_enjoyer37 November 19, 2021
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jack sock

A sock used for the purposes of masturbation, often found hardened and flaking, stuffed down the side of the bed in a teenage boy's room. Also the unfortunate name of a US professional tennis player.

Not to be confused with jock sack, a Scotsman's ball bag.
"That guy's name is Jack Sock??!!"
by Jon Salat November 15, 2017
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Wandering Sock

A living sock that will explore the house when no one is home and hide itself in improbable places to find a sock.
I finaly bought a cage for my wandering sock. Last time we were out it snuck into the toaster!
by XCchamp June 17, 2009
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Glory Socks

The act of having sex whilst being nearly but not quite naked, by wearing nothing but your socks - a fact which is unknown to your partner until post-sex Glory Sock bragging is performed. This apparently irritates some people which makes it even more awesome. Works best with ridiculous socks.
Bert: That was amazing!!!

Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*

Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!

Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!
by KingTen87 September 16, 2011
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sock rubbing

To masturbate with a sock.
"John never has matching socks because one is always used in the process of sock rubbing."
by Kizzygoth October 3, 2007
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nea sock

“Dude I used my Nea Sock last night

What the fuck bro why would you tell me that?!”
by BoxCarRacer02 November 20, 2020
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Cum sock

Someone who is used by someone and then thrown away. (Usually consensual) This person could also be a pillow prince or pillow princess.
“He was such a cum sock! He asked if I wanted anymore or if I was just gonna throw him away”
by M0SS2713 October 26, 2020
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