Hey! You heard about that guy? He hates having bare feet and always wears socks at night. Sleeping with socks on is great. Boyfriend material!
by 21blood_enjoyer37 November 19, 2021

A sock used for the purposes of masturbation, often found hardened and flaking, stuffed down the side of the bed in a teenage boy's room. Also the unfortunate name of a US professional tennis player.
Not to be confused with jock sack, a Scotsman's ball bag.
Not to be confused with jock sack, a Scotsman's ball bag.
by Jon Salat November 15, 2017

A living sock that will explore the house when no one is home and hide itself in improbable places to find a sock.
by XCchamp June 17, 2009

The act of having sex whilst being nearly but not quite naked, by wearing nothing but your socks - a fact which is unknown to your partner until post-sex Glory Sock bragging is performed. This apparently irritates some people which makes it even more awesome. Works best with ridiculous socks.
Bert: That was amazing!!!
Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*
Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!
Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!
Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*
Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!
Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!
by KingTen87 September 16, 2011

To masturbate with a sock.
by Kizzygoth October 3, 2007

by BoxCarRacer02 November 20, 2020

Someone who is used by someone and then thrown away. (Usually consensual) This person could also be a pillow prince or pillow princess.
by M0SS2713 October 26, 2020
