Smorg

noun or verb - a feeling of intense and unprecedented passion which is beyond the classifications or descriptions of the word "love."

"Charles and I have gotten to a point in our relationship, where we use ridiculous terms for out feelings...like smorg."

"I want you to take your smorg and shove it in my smorg and smorg inside of me."

by mcparvey December 9, 2009

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Snorgasm

The process of taking a deep nasal breath of air in just before a sneeze, inhaling all the way up to the climax of the sneeze. The result, while only a small percentage of the real feeling, is orgasmic.

1. I just snorgasmed around all of that dust.
2. Wow, that was a really good snorgasm. And I had it in the middle of a metro station!

by Maxipaddle January 12, 2009

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smorgasbord

A smorgasbord is an old Swedish tradition which involves binge drinking, raping, pillaging, and quite climatically a feast of raw baby parts. Generally, all guests of the smorgasbord should be wearing fur loin cloths and have dried blood clots located across various parts of the body. All verbal communication should be kept to an evolutionary minimum and any and all adjectives should be reduced to grunts and bloodied index fingers thrusted in the direction of the baby body part in question. Utensils are strictly prohibited.

Sven - "Olaf, did you check out that smorgasbord the other night?"

Olaf - "Bro, I ate like five babies after I got shithoused and pillaged that impoverished village."

Sven - "Tiiiiight"

by Jhemp September 9, 2009

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