Sneak attack

When you’re girl is sucking your dick from the back and at the same time cum and fart in her face.

Last night, Leslie was sucking me from the back then I sneak attacked her. She wasn’t happy..

by Twardell30 April 18, 2018

Sneak a dook

Pooping in the dark with the lights off and door locked. Trying to take a poop without anybody knowing

I tried to go into the bathroom but the door was locked and the light was off someone was in there taking a sneak a dook trying not to get caught blowing it up

by Redzilla5150 April 9, 2020

Sneaking Chickens

to masturbate

"My dad walked into my room and caught me sneaking chickens."

by Rmb102 February 28, 2018

The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attack

This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.

Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.

The other terrorists golf clap.

“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”

“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”

by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020

Sneak Attack

When your Asian friends eat all of the Kung Pow chicken at a Super Bowl party.

Watch out! Sneak attack time. Hung and Jitsu are here. Hide your food.

by AnalMelania September 19, 2019

sneak attack kiss

When being kissed by surprise in a non-terrifying way but in a romantic way.

“Jennifer didn’t want to kiss me in front of everybody so instead i used the sneak attack kiss method. She loved it”

by daddy.daniel December 9, 2017

Sneak

To perform a sexual act in public or around people without them knowing, typically fingering/hand stuff.

Person 1: Dude, while we were down at the beach Janice and I were sneaking that whole time!
Person 2: How the hell did you pull that off without anyone noticing?!

by KingCurlyWurly March 23, 2022