Saugeen-Maitland Hall

The former king of all residences in the world: "The Zoo". Founded in 1969 Saugeen has the infamous reputation of having the wildest parties, even David Letterman called it "the easiest place to get laid in North America". However the current Saugeen is different from what you may have heard from people who went there back in the day. Prospective students to the UWO hear stories from parents even grandparents about how crazy it was, the cool kids then decide they want to live there and other not so cool kids decide they don't want to live there. Western assumes that if you put Saugeen first on your residence ranking list that you are a hardcore party-goer. Using this information they have killed Saugeen. Western ensures that the cool kids who want to live there (placing Saugeen first on your residence ranking list) do not get to live there and that the not so cool kids who do not want to live there (placing Saugeen low on your residence ranking list) end up there. The suppression of "The Zoo" by ensuring that it is filled with boring people who do not want to party has made Saugeen kinda lame. When students try to restore Saugeen back to its glory, they are met with overly strict punishments. My advice to future students of UWO: restore Saugeen to its former glory. Make this information well-known so Saugeen can be lit again.

This is a list of the most hype residences as of 2018:
1. Med-Syd
2. Essex
3. Deli
4. Saugeen
5. Elgin
6. Perth
7. Ohall

Person 1: Hey man let's do something crazy and make Saugeen-Maitland Hall great again.
Person 2: *hosts a party with Person 1*
Don / RA / Rez Manager: Have fun being on probation :)

by humba5d December 8, 2018

osgood slaughter

The sexual act when a partner stimulates the "osgood slaughter bone" on one's kneecap by rapidly, but gently rubbing back and forth, leading to climax.

I can't wait to osgood slaughter the hell out of Brett tonight, he's gonna need that knee-brace after all.

by Shawn Haak October 20, 2013

snag

a (SN)otty h(AG) (stuck up/arrogant female)

You see that? I said hi, & Suzi totally ignored me -- What a snag!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 3, 2008

ash slaughter

An extreme form of necrophilia,where somebody starts to have intercourse with somebody's cremated remains.

lonely old guy decided to ash slaughter his wife's ashes.

by reggiewashere February 1, 2013

snaughty

the fine line of being inbetween an asshole and a smartass. Typically used to attract a woman.

I had to be snaughty towards this girl to get her to notice me.

by dadumbdude December 3, 2011

Donkey Dippin Slaughterhouse

While doing a girl in anal canal, a buddy joins and begins double penetration, while she is on her period and he begins to insert a meat tenderizer in her vagina while the buddy inserts his ball sack into her mouth. The female is then kicked in the nose and you then bust a nut in her eye.

Girl: "Last night my boyfriend his friends and I tried out the

Donkey Dippin Slaughterhouse."

by DDS inc. December 1, 2010

Snaughling

Snort laughing.

"Oh man! That joke was so funny I started snaughling!"

by nodramallama May 19, 2014