Bologna smoothie

The act of vomiting in a glass and stirring it with a straw after eating a can of spam and drinking a bottle of pepto bismol.

Anyone want a bologna smoothie?

by Shredder88 October 15, 2023

Smoothie

Head without teeth.

I got a smoothie from an older woman.

by Jaded Lady July 13, 2025

Soapy Smoothie

The act of puking in ones asshole then following up by shaving a bar of soap into said asshole. Then and only then must one insert a frother into said asshole, and begin mixing the soapy Smoothie.

Hey Wyatt you want a soapy Smoothie I heard they help cleanse you.

by Leapstone November 11, 2024

Coochie Smoothie

When you nut in her and it mixes with the pussy juice, it creates a coochie smoothie

John: How did the date go last night?
Jake: It went great! I drinking up that coochie smoothie the whole night!

by Whitest Anglo-Saxon September 16, 2021

major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts

I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!

by ihatesmoothies November 13, 2011

Smoothies

A pair of shaved or waxed testicles, ideally prepared for "teabagging".

see also: SlickSack

The Twink has a pair of Smoothies.

by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 27, 2024

T Smoothie

When a service member ash’s into a drink and drinks it most synonymous with energy drinks

“Fuck I got fire watch hand me that cigarette I’m gonna make a T smoothie”

by IOPHATE October 30, 2025