Smart Farter - One who only farts when other living things are around to blame it on, ie people waiting in line, dogs, group of people in an elevator.
Bob was sitting on the sofa with his wife and their two dogs. He rips a silent and smelly Fart. His wife says "Who farted?". Bob replies "it must of been one of the dogs" Bob got away with it because he is a smart farter
by loma_prieta January 09, 2014
by Random number 2 December 11, 2016
by JohnnyPunani May 12, 2014
Andrew: "The steam engine was catalyst of the scientific revolution."
Leo "I just said that, Andrew totally smart blocked me."
Leo "I just said that, Andrew totally smart blocked me."
by rainbomonkeybuttsex November 21, 2011
In essence Footy Smarts is a term delivered upon an individual with great intellectual knowledge in the sports category of Australian Rules Football.
When I asked Craig questions about the footy on the weekend he got everything correct, He has great Footy Smarts! When I asked Sam the same questions he got nothing right...he doesn't have any Footy Smarts.
by Dr. Football June 26, 2017
by Im just tired November 03, 2022
someone who goes with everyone else and doesn't really have their own opinion, but when everyone does something so stupid that there could be terrible consequences, they tone it back.
"will Sarah be alright at that party? it's gonna have a lot of people. "
"oh, she'll be fine. she's a smart sheep."
"oh, she'll be fine. she's a smart sheep."
by dumb cluck April 12, 2018