smashable

a girl or women that is very attractive, thus you want to have sex with, to smash with

She is very smashable.

by vtboyinfl June 8, 2010

smash my butterfly

For a woman to have sex and told him to smash her butterfly!

Rebecca told her lover to smash my butterfly!

by hannaclaire June 14, 2016

beefy sampson

a big fat beefy dick...

man I stuck my beefy sampson in his rusty sherifs badge last night!

by Hoash October 2, 2007

Slaps

Music that makes you want to turn up the volume ALL the way (CRACKIN music).

THISSONGSLAPS.COM

by Good Company September 15, 2011

chas smash

1.) Band member of the 80's ska band madness
2.) Band member of the recently created band "The velvet ghost"

"Have you looked at the smashportal today? Chas Smash posted another topic about his new band."

by Agatha Mold October 4, 2004

Chinese Log Smash Surprise

When one finally drops a quality hot and steamy log that hangs from ass to toilet water after extreme constipation and does not realize that it has not detached from the anal cavity, causing him/her to proceed with the wiping process, and violently "smash" through the log. It is called a "surprise" because the victim usually responds with "HOLY SHIT!" or "MY BUNG HOLE!" or "DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF!"

1. "I was walking past the bathroom while my brother was taking a shit and I heard the beginning poot but did not here the ending splash that usually follows. I realized what was happening and immediately yelled 'DICK, WAIT!....but it was too late..he had experienced his first Chinese Log Smash Surprise."

2. "After 3 weeks of being constipated I had taken my glory dump, not knowing that the magnificent log had not detached. As I went to wipe (from front to back) I had my 5th Chinese Log Smash Surprise this month!"

3. "After his Chinese Log Smash Surprise, Jim's hand never recovered..."

by Dr. Wack Meehoff October 14, 2011

Smash some box

Statement - have sex; going out with a view to bedding an attractive female; also used as good luck phrase - give it your all.

Gonna go smash some box mate; did he smash any box?; How much box did he smash; mate I smashed some bare crispy box last night

by Chri and Ste December 29, 2007