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Clean as a slip

When you take a big shit and you go to wipe but when you look at your toilet paper after the wipe there is so shit streaks on it. So your butthole is as clean as a white slip.
by cumball January 7, 2023
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Slip Cup

A drinking game combining a slip n slide and flip cup in a wildly entertaining competition of college drinking.
"Ayy, let's play a round of slip cup. It's hot outside."
by Casadyday July 3, 2015
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Fruitian Slip

Joe (closeted): "I've been really craving cock lately"
Mike: "..."
Joe (still gay): "COKE, I MEANT COKE!"
Mike: "Little Fruitian Slip, Joe?"
by Dr.Crow March 14, 2022
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Slip in the shower

A phrase used to describe an accidental death. It may be used to describe a premeditated murder coverup
If you don't like him that much, we can always make him slip in the shower
by Whiskey_ June 19, 2021
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blue slip

Blue Slip: You see, folks, it's corporate jargon for when your job's on the rocks but hasn't quite hit the unemployment iceberg yet. It's like telling your significant other, 'We're on a break,' but you're still sharing the same bed. You'll be at the office, but it's more like a bad one-night stand you can't escape. In the grand comedy of life, the blue slip is that awkward punchline that leaves you wondering, 'Is this a joke, or am I the punchline?'"

"Blue Slip: It's like when your boss wants to break up with you, but they're not ready to commit to the 'we're over' text just yet. It's the awkward in-between, where you're still on the company payroll, but your desk chair suddenly feels a lot colder. You'll be attending meetings, but it's more like a support group for the soon-to-be jobless. Remember, a blue slip is just a pink slip in denial, and your career's on life support!"

Blue Slip, man, you know what I'm sayin'? It's like when your boss hands you that blue piece of paper, and you're sittin' there goin', 'Hold up, am I still employed, or am I in a time-out?' It's that limbo between job security and job insecurity, Joe Rogan. You're showin' up to work, but it's like a sitcom where you're the only one not laughin', and the boss is the straight-faced villain. Blue slip, it's the corporate version of 'I'm not mad, just disappointed,' bro."
Example 1:
**David**: "Mike, can we chat for a moment?"
**Mike**: "Sure, boss, what's up?"
**David**: "Well, Mike, I've been noticing some performance issues lately. So, consider this your blue slip. You're not fired yet, but you've got some work to do."
**Mike**: "Got it, David. I'll step up my game."

Example 2:
**David**: "Hey, Mike, got a minute?"
**Mike**: "Yeah, what's on your mind, boss?"
**David**: "Look, Mike, your recent slip-ups haven't gone unnoticed. This is your blue slip - a warning shot across the bow. Get it together, or that pink slip won't be far behind."
**Mike**: "I appreciate the heads up, David. I'll make the necessary changes."
by Raul Mondessi September 14, 2023
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dip and slip

when ones dick is inserted to fun dip powder and slipped into his soulmates mouth while he crunches on the fun dip as loudly as possible

also known as a saying when leaving the house
damn girl imma dip and slip you later

or

yo lets dip and slip!
by theothecat13 February 9, 2021
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snoidian slip

When a snoid (someone who gets horned up when sniffing bike seats and chairs after someone has just stood up makes a freudian slip. an accidental, yet purposeful slip of the tongue.
Jake: Hey chica, you owe me sex dollars. Shit, i meant six dollars.
Daisy: Nice snoidian slip, you big old snoid.
by Snoid_girl June 15, 2016
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