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hoop-skirt

A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.
A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
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Skirt Smoker

A real Casanova type nowadays with hair gel, cigarette and leather jacket tryna be that Skirt Smoker.
Hey you saw Jimmy?
That Skirt Smoker? Nah he way to smooth for crowds.
by Alessio Datura April 5, 2022
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Skirt club

A place where only women can go. bisexual, bicurious and straight women can go to this club or kind of party, for a new experience with other women.
Brittany- I am curious about being with another woman.

Ashley- we should go to a skirt club
by Moonmarie June 15, 2022
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Skirt Boy

(1) A boy who wears skirts.
(2) The most fire indie band on the West Coast responsible for such classics as grammy award winning Robot Lapdance. Led by a generational leader and skirt wearing boy.
(1) Virgin Jocks: Are you wearing a skirt? What's wrong with you?
Chad Skirtboy: Nothing is wrong with me. I am Skirt Boy.

(2) Hot people: Oh my god, have you listened to Skirt Boy?
Lame people: No.
Hot people: I will not have sex with you.
by Big-Weiner-Pasa-Deener November 7, 2021
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National Skirt Day

National skirt day is celebrated November 16th and is a worldwide holiday where everyone wears a skirt, including males.
Tomorrow is National Skirt Day! what skirt are you wearing?
by Psychies November 3, 2022
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skirt

Something girls wear to give more access to their pussy
by Horny girl May 30, 2021
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