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two skip

Two skip is the short form of “two more runs and skip the last” as it is widely believed that calling the last run of the day is bad luck. This is a popular phrase in ski culture.
"Yo, you wanna two skip it down to the base?” “Two skip is my favorite ski brand.”
by TwoSkip January 20, 2024
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Skip

Some fat behind orange and cyan fox thing that does the funni. Hates lean I guess honestly I legit have no idea what to put here like we’re scraping the bottom of the barrel for funny stuff right now. I’m literally using my fursona like how is that even funny like Fr.
“Have you heard of that stupid skip?”

“Sadly I have and he has the big dumb
by Skipper fox March 20, 2022
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Skip Moores

The best character in the Phantasy You book series on Wattpad

hes just everything good in the world in a neat little bundle, theres just nothing bad about him he’s perfect and theres no changing that 🤷 ♂️
Scooter: heilyn?
Heilyn: yes scooter?
Scooter: i have such a huge crush on skip and i want to ask him out
Heilyn: NO WAY?? Skip??? Skip Moores!?!
Scooter: THE Skip Moores

Heilyn: GO FOR IT!!!!!
by bxndaid December 30, 2022
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Seaview Skip

Any Ford car produced at the old factory in Seaview, Lower Hutt, New Zealand.

Antipodean take on the Dagenham Dustbin. The term most commonly applies to the British sourced models from the 1960s-1980s.
Some of NZ's best selling cars such as the Escort and Cortina are Seaview Skips.
by bdwg September 28, 2012
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Skipped into a wall

To inflict great bodily harm upon oneself while in a state of severe inebriation
A: Dude, what happened to her? Looks like she broke her leg.

B: Oh, you didn't hear?

A: No.

B: She went out drinking with some coworkers Saturday night, got completely tanked and totally skipped into a wall.
by SwampRob November 4, 2011
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skipping stones

Going in two anal beads at a time instead of one
My girl likes to take me out and show how good she is at skipping stones
by PiManTrips February 28, 2015
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National Skip School Day

December 2nd is the 'National Skip School' why? because ill just be fun no one showing up to school and schools being empty,

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be funny
ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be fun
by - An unknown nigga October 31, 2019
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