single

noun

A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen

Girl: Why did the woman cross the road?
Guy: Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
Girl: to know you the fuck out and remind you why you are single.

by Panty. January 18, 2012

Singlish

singlish
/ˈsiNGɡəleesh/

adjective

1. sort of available but not fully ready for a relationship
2. half in and half out emotionally and physically

My friend was going to set me up on a blind date but decided against it, since I’m singlish.

by WeNeedAnswers July 5, 2020

Single as a Pringle

Now, most think it is simply a lazy ryme, but it's much more deep than that. Being "single like a Pringle" means you don't want to be single. Everyone is ment to be together, or at least in groups, and your alone. No one loves you. Hell, who the fuck would buy a can of Pringles if it only had one Pringle? Wich means your destiny is to be thrown away and eaten by rodents or a homeless person. Your pathetic and worthless. No one will ever want you. Ever. No one would even blink if you died you discusting Pringle.

Girl 1:"lol I'm as single as a Pringle"

Girl 2:"Haha what does that even mean Pringles come in packs"

Girl 2:"I am extremely suicidal."

by Hamilton fan to the max May 10, 2020

single

to not have any feelings for one specific person; no attachment or commitment to someone else

you can't say that you love someone with all your heart and committed and say you're single at the same time.

by for your convenience September 24, 2011

single man tear

Its the perfect tear. One that was created by Jensen Ackles while filming a season of Supernatural.

A single man tear is all I'll spare

by SamWinchestersGirl January 8, 2018

why am i single?

No one loves you!!!!!!!

MIke: why am I single?
Joe: no one loves you mike that's why your single!!!!!!

by U_nom_ April 21, 2018

Single parent

Single parent means the parent is the only parent to the child, responsible for all financial, material and emotional needs. It means there is an absence of the other parent as opposed to a co-parent; meaning that the parent is not the only parent regardless of whether or not they are a couple.

I am a single parent. I have my child 7 days a week.

by sexbeyond40 May 22, 2014