speed bike

A fixed gear bicycle, equipped with sawed off handlebars and spray painted rims. It's like a bike, but speedier.

Hey man, you guys sell speed bikes?

by emjaka February 24, 2010

Speed (Drugs/Drogas)

Any form, and I mean ANY form of Dopaminergic stimulant. This includes Phenidates, Cathinones, Tropanes, Amphetamines, and other types of Dopaminergic stimulants such as Modafinil. The first definition was VASTLY incorrect, because it missed much of the definition.

"Damn! This Focalin is some speedy shit! Got me geeked up! No wonder you called it Focaine, and charged me 30 bucks a pop!"

"No wonder everyone gets their speed from you, Joji. This shit is the truth!"

"Mierda, Jorgè! Estos son algunos reales drogas/drugs! Tu velocidad es genial!"

"Jesus Christus, your speed is wonderful!"

"Schisse! Deine Geschwindigkeit ist großartig!"

Speed (Drugs/Drogas)

by Dementia Enthusiast July 18, 2019

speedballer

Speedballer (noun) Most elite of paintball players, breed: different. Able to ruin a little kids paintball party in a matter of seconds. Can dominate the paintball field like a virgin in fortnite.

Carter: “Is that a real speedballer?”
Brandon: “Yeah, that’s Pierson alright. He definitely gets pussy!”

by Pube plucker December 20, 2020

Junior Speedball

The act of Mixing together Marijuana and Coffee. Kind of like speedballing (mixing heroin and cocaine), but on a much less drastic scale. Usually performed by potheads who have to work early.

Person1: "Phew, time for lunch break. So what are you having today??"

Person2: "Not sure, probably just gonna nap. My junior speedball is wearing off."

Person1: "Well i got some more green if you want to smoke."

Person2: "I love you."

by SteveoStytches October 28, 2008

Gheto Speed

The speed you run at when you are being chased down the street by police.

"Ah man dawg, the police found my stash and i had to run at Gheto speed just to get here!"

by urkadur August 28, 2008

Appalachian Speedball

The combination of weed in any of its many forms (joint, a bowl, blunt, a really nice one-hit behind a dumpster, etc) with a strong coffee drink, such as a 4-shot iced americano. It's important for both to be administered within fifteen minutes of each other. Many people also refer to this as "morning routine".

At my place of work, I need to be able to talk to a lot of people and not want them all dead on a constant basis; if it weren't for that Appalachian Speedball I had prior to getting here, several of these people might have been needlessly murdered.

by Adaptist August 6, 2009

Torpo Speed

Maximum speed when object shoots out of water.

lauren got smacked with torpo speed.

by laurens mom October 20, 2010