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Shart Splart

When you're wearing jockey briefs and you shart down each leg
I accidenatly did a shart splart while at the pub
by Fritzjim April 16, 2017
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wet shart

wow that was one juicy wet shart that jack just had
by slutforsharts January 19, 2019
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Explosive Shart

When someone sharts but empties the contents of their bowel in an explosive like manner
I had 3 tacos yesterday and managed to do an explosive shart!
by Sir Autism January 20, 2018
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ass-shart

When a place/thing smells like weed and shit at the same time.
Me: DUDE! The hallway smells like total ass-shart!

Dude: Some one musta ripped a big one!
by alenboiy12783 November 21, 2019
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meticulous shart

a dapper young man that gets all the bitches who is best friends with jamal goongus and quandale dingle
"damn bro meticulous shart just stole my bitch"
"ya bro he gets all the bitches"
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Barf-shart

Situation where one vomits from the mouth and excretes human waste from the anus at the same time. Can be caused from laughing, ridiculous weirdness or excess consumption of alcohol.
He was so smashed that he barf-sharted.

I was laughing so hard that I barf-sharted.
by BAsch July 10, 2010
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bag of sharts

Me: Yo I just emitted a bag of sharts
Seana: Fuckin discusting

Mike: Really Dude
by ThatOneDud November 1, 2018
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