by gangsstashanker September 29, 2010
The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.
"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"
by APersuasiveTurnip February 24, 2016
by ken July 07, 2004
(n.) A weapon created when an inmate models up a block of feces either from one sitting, or over many days and eventually carved into a stabbing weapon.
Once used the doodie shank will break off inside of the victim and generate a massive infection from the bacteria in the feces usually resulting in death.
Once used the doodie shank will break off inside of the victim and generate a massive infection from the bacteria in the feces usually resulting in death.
by Death-Row Lifer August 17, 2010
by rikcy Weed July 31, 2009
Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.
by Captain cupcake August 27, 2020
getting beat badly over the internet. The level above pwned, most of the time an insult.
e-shanked>pwned>owned
e-shanked>pwned>owned
by karl g December 21, 2007